So I asked him if he was going to come to the parties at the convention and he said he would, so I asked him if he would try con dancing (which is like line dances like the macarena and such!) and he goes
“WOULD I LIKE TO TRY A CONDOM?”
And I was like “NO NO NOOO ONOO OH NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID!”
And he turns to his PA and says “did she really just say that?”
At which point I start babbling like “NO I PROMISE i DIDN’T PLEASE DON’T THINK THAT BUT I SUPPOSE IF YOU WANTED A CONDOM I COLD FIND ONE BUT NO NO NOOOO I DID NOT SAY THAT PLEASE DON’ T THINK I SAID THAT OH GOD NO NOOOONOONOON NO ON”
And he says “Wow, you English are so forward”
And that’s the story of how I genuinely was planning on digging a hole I could fall into and live in instead of the embarrassment of coming into contact with him again.
But then later on quintobatchh and I were sat behind him at one of the talks and he turned around and winked at us so I think all was forgiven. I even have photo proof see!
clairegre (just seeing if this works as a notification that I answered your ask!